The Situation. The Bad News.
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Yesterday, (proper noun #1) told me the news. It was not what I wanted to hear. (Proper noun #1) has a big (noun). The news spread like (noun). It trickled down the wires and marched down the streets. It chilled me to the (noun). I seriously got cold, physically cold, and I had to put on a (noun) to feel better. But I didn’t feel better. Each additional layer made me feel more and more (adjective).
The news was rotten. The news was about (proper noun #1)’s (pet) and the news smelled like (explicative). Poor (proper noun #2) had not eaten in three days and she continued to lose (noun #1). They would (verb) out in her mouth and drip down when she drooled. (Proper noun #1) feared that soon, (proper noun #2) would have no (noun #1) left at all.
“What do you think I should do?” (proper noun #1) asked me.
“I think you should go see a veterinarian.”
But veterinarians are (adjective) and neither (proper noun #1) nor I had the amount of money that a trip to the veterinarian required.
“Are you collecting the (noun #1)?” I asked.
(Proper noun #1) shook her head yes.
“Don’t tell (proper noun #3), he will sell them at once!” I said.
I felt truly sick (verb-ing) about the situation.
“Come on, I’ll show them to you.” (proper noun #1) gestured.
I followed, reluctantly.