waldo is dating. by- adventureclubviral


[excerpt of an interview]

i don’t feel so alone when i pretend she’s real.

what is so awful about being alone that you have to pretend?

being alone is lonely.

so you feel less lonely when you carry around a stuffed dog?

she’s good company. and she’s a lamb.

are you aware of everyone staring at you? 

staring at us. yes ma’am, i sure am.

have you ever considered the company of a real woman?

the likes of me in the dating pool? it sounds like a recipe for a drowning.


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